Now straighten your legs, and start walking
Now straighten your legs, and start walking
frenums:

wow

frenums:

wow

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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gotitforcheap:

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

gotitforcheap:

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

unclefather:

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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put her clothes back on

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

nemfrog:

Fig. 127. French method of opening the skull. Post-mortem pathology. 1905.

nemfrog:

Fig. 127. French method of opening the skull. Post-mortem pathology. 1905.

daredeuil:

Remember me for centuries.

wolfpussay:

pixelatedboobs:

#damn

best sleep of his life

wolfpussay:

pixelatedboobs:

#damn

best sleep of his life