WHATS UP FAGGOT ?

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

Someone making a black girls joke:

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

oh

mastermindhagakure:

“whys my computer lagging” i say with 20 tabs open and 10 programs

fartgallery:

the-ambooty:

fartgallery:

it saddens me to know that I will never be able to stand on a flower

I think you can stand on this tho

THAT LOOKS LIKE A PEELING BUTTHOLE I DONT WANNA STAND ON A FLOWER ANYMORE

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be